1) I don't care what you give me for Christmas. It's imminereal to me.How about a dictionary?
2) You should get that treated. One of these days, you're going to wake up dead.
And I thought mornings were bad enough as it is...
3) The doctor said I have ammonia.
Dear God! At least, you're clean.
4) Let's leave things the way they are. You don't ever want to wake a sleeping horse.
Of course not. He might wake up dead.
I wish I had an actually overheard fifth to round it off, but I don't. So I'll just use my all-time favorite mangled phrase:
5) The perscription the doctor gave me put me into intergalactic shock, so I stopped taking it.
Beam me up, Doc.
And I thought mornings were bad enough as it is...
3) The doctor said I have ammonia.
Dear God! At least, you're clean.
4) Let's leave things the way they are. You don't ever want to wake a sleeping horse.Of course not. He might wake up dead.
I wish I had an actually overheard fifth to round it off, but I don't. So I'll just use my all-time favorite mangled phrase:
5) The perscription the doctor gave me put me into intergalactic shock, so I stopped taking it.
Beam me up, Doc.
What have you overheard, recently?
1 comment:
Colleage, yelling along to Bohemian Rhapsody:
"....spare him his life and his Wall's sausages..."
Err... yeah. Right.
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