A teddybear exploded today in a freak laundry accident at a Cranston, Rhode Island home.
Miss Dearheart Valentine, covered in chocolate (due to previous accident in the same home) entered a pillowcase in order to take a bath with some towels.
"The bleach hurt my eyes," was all she would say, still obviously in shock after the accident.
"Fluff was everywhere!" Retched a horrified eye-witness, still covered in bear stuffing shortly after the accident. That same eyewitness was hurried away to a psychiatric ward shortly after, probably suffering from post-traumatic shock.
"#!$%!!!" said Cynthia Brayden-Thomas, operator of the washing machine in which the accident occurred. "I hate laundry. Now what?"
Despite repeated attempts to clear the stuffing from the area, much of it still remains stuck to sheets, towels and inexplicably, wedged inside a pair of girls' tights. Brayden-Thomas hopes that experts will not have to be called to remove the bulk of the fluff from inside the machines or the tights. When asked if the stuffing would affect future loads, all Brayden-Thomas would offer was, "@$#%!"
Miss DearHeart Valentine is expected to enjoy a full recovery provided she stay away from washing machines in the future.
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