Paranormal solved!

Hello. My name is Duffy. I am the Dog of the House. There is another dog of the house. She is a bitch. Her name is Rosie.

Mommy isn't here, today. She is using the hose in the giant water dish in the backyard. She is muttering something about overfilling the dish and shorting out the filter. She is not cheerful.

I am cheerful. That is why I decided to help Mommy by writing her blog. I am a literate dog.

I am also very cute. Did you see my picture? I also included a picture of the bitch who is Rosie. She is not as cute as me. She is not literate, either. She is silly.

She is also responsible for paranormal happenings. Last night, we watched the show Ghost Hunters on the electric window. It is Mommy's favorite show. She knows where their office is, near our house. One day she saw the Brian-man getting the bitter brew that Mommy calls "coffee" at the shop she walks to everyday with the human puppy.

Anyway, back to Rosie. I realized this morning that Rosie is the reason paranormal--that is, things that are NOT normal--things happen. Like, things disappearing. Mommy left the room and--poof!--her coffee disappeared right out of her cup. When she came back, it was gone. That was because of the bitch, Rosie. She drank it.

Rosie also makes things like socks, shoes, underwear and toys disappear. You might think these things are being taken by a ghost. But no. They are being taken by a bitch. Paranormal solved! So we don't need Ghost Hunters. We need--me. Duffy. I am a very smart dog.

Now, if you'll please excuse me. I need to go find a place to spread my scent. Mommy's outside. I might as well use the corner of the couch...